This is the crappiest startup I’ve ever heard of

That’s right. It’s shitter.

I think I’m going to dump all my other startups and invest in shitter.

I’ve got a feeling this isn’t just another crappy social networking idea.

I think these guys are going to wipe up the competition.

Twitter must be pissed. The shits really going to hit the fan when @ev finds out.

You can’t make this shit up.

#thankyouillbehereallweek #tipyourwaitress