WordPress Page Caching Faster than Light — @WPEngine releases TachyCache
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APRIL 1, 2012
Today WP Engine proudly announces a new WordPress page-caching technology which actually delivers pages before the user clicks the link! In a joint venture with CERN, WP Engine has developed a TCP/IP layer on top of a faster-than-light neutrino beam, delivering page content in negative time. Dateline April 1, 2012. Austin TX. Page state and web analytics is preserved forward in time using quantum-entangled cookies.