Cancer is Bad. Bid On Lunch With Me To Raise $$$ To Fight It.

Lunch or coffee with me and Satya. Money goes to Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. 

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Auction ends May 31st.

We are tossing in BONUS ITEMS to raise even more money!

The winner gets:

  1. Lunch/coffee with me and Satya Patel
  2. 30 minute call with Beth Scheer, Homebrew’s Head of Talent. She spent her career at Google, Salesforce and now venture capital. Talk recruiting strategies, compensation best practices, how to hire passive candidates, how to deal with a Google/Salesforce counter-offer to a candidate you want to land, etc

AND IF BIDDING REACHES $2500 WE’RE GONNA GIVE YOU ANOTHER PRIZE -> 

3. 30 minute call with ONE of the following founder/CEOs to get advice on whatever you want – company building, bootstrapping, raising venture capital, building a brand. These founders have raised hundreds of millions of dollars from top VCs, celebs and strategic investors – maybe their advice helps YOU land the big deal 🙂

A. Carly or Danielle from theSkimm

B. Joe from Joymode (and Klout) [UPDATE: Joe says he’ll do 60 MINUTE CALL if you pick him]

C. Dan from ManagedByQ

D. Jesse from Lumi

WOW, THIS IS LIKE YOUR OWN PERSONAL STARTUP ADVISOR BOOTCAMP ALL IN ONE!

4. Our friend DJ PATIL will also do a 30 MINUTE CALL with you if winning bid is greater than $2500. WHO IS DJ? Only the former US Chief Data Scientist who was also early exec at LinkedIn, Data Scientist in Residence at Greylock, etc etc etc – the OG DATA SCIENTIST YO.

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ONCE BIDDING HITS $3,000 YOU WILL UNLOCK BONUS #5 and #6

5. 30 MINUTE CALL WITH JASON HARINSTEIN – CFO of Flatiron Health, and previously Corp Dev Google + SVP Strategy & Corp Dev Groupon

Holy cow. Jason was instrumental in Flatiron being acquired for a reported $2 Billion! He acquired dozens of companies at Groupon and Google. If you are thinking about how to sell your startup, Jason is one of the top advisors you can ask for. And he’ll give you 30 minutes to talk about M&A, transitioning from Wall St to Tech, how to navigate a BigCo interest in your startup…

6. LIVE INTERVIEW ON CHEDDAR ABOUT TOPIC OF YOUR CHOICE!!!

That’s right, Cheddar CEO Jon Steinberg has promised to bring you on to the lead OTT channel, distributed to millions of viewers via Twitter, Hulu, YouTube TV, Roku, Twitch and more! Fire your PR agency and buy this auction package instead!

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ONCE BIDDING HITS $5,000 YOU WILL UNLOCK BONUS #7

7. 30 MINUTE CALL/VISIT WITH LASZLO BOCK – Google’s former SVP People Ops. Priceless!

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BID NOW. BID OFTEN.