BREAKING: iTablet product warnings leaked
This is going to be BIG.
JANUARY 27, 2010
Failure to do so relieves the makers of The Apple iTablet, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of The Apple iTablet include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Do not taunt The Apple iTablet.
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